Saturday, May 10, 2014
Having the Memory of a Hamster
You know, it's not easy living with an ultra short memory span. Both my short term and long term memory have been affected by various things over the course of my life. I meet people once and the next time I see them I'm like, "WHO are you? Never heard of you."
"Oh, sure! We met yesterday. I came over and dry walled your daughter's room. Remember?"
"Nope. Still nothing. Sorry." I feel bad. I'm nicer about it, but I seriously can't remember people or places...or things...Nouns. Let's just say "nouns."
A couple of days ago I was in Schular's Book Store (a local shop) and decided I wanted a sweet tea (I'm addicted!). When it was my turn, the girl at the counter started jabbering at me. "I'm Deaf," I told her, as I usually do.
"You're DEAF?!?! I LOVE YOU!" Of course she said this as she shoved the sign for "I love you" in my face. (This isn't the first time this has happened to me. Seems a lot of people love me when they find out I'm Deaf).
"Uh, thanks, I just need a large sweet tea to go, please."
"Noooo! Don't go! Stay here and chat with me!"
"No, really. I have a limited time and I need to go look for something."
"Oh...that's so sad. I'm learning ASL at the local college. Watch! A...B...C...D, wait that's F...A...B....C...D, dammit! A...B...C..D, that's right, right?"
"Really, I have to go."
"Oh. OK. Well, bye!"
"Can I have my tea please?"
"Tea?" This woman had the same memory span as I, but I finally made it out of there OK...eventually.
The next day I needed to go to Hobby Lobby. As I approached the counter, a young, blonde woman shouted, "Hi, Michele! How are you?" She signed this all rather well at the same time; even her fingerspelling was smooth."
"Hi! Uh...I can't remember your name."
"Oh, I'm Jessica."
"Hi, Jessica! Where'd you learn to sign so well?"
"From your class. I took your class last Spring."
"Oh, I am so sorry I didn't recognize your face." She smiled and then quickly looked behind me. I looked and...
"Heeey! Remember me? I made you a tea at Schular's yesterday. I'm learning sign language, too," She said to Jessica. "My name is 'Diane.'" She started to fingerspell her name. "D...wait that's F....D. No wait. Grrr." Jessica and I showed her a "D." "No, that's not it. D... (she used an "U" this time)...."
"We gotcha, Diane." Then Jessica and I proceeded to go through Diane's name letter by letter.
I finished up and tried to escape, but Diane followed me out to my car. I was slightly afraid for my life--she was so hyper! But I did survive.
Now, I have a terrible memory and I will probably not remember Jessica the next time I see her, but Diane? Her face is embedded in my brain., It's kind of sad. The students from my classes, whom I cherish, I sometimes forget. But make me wait for a tea and I'll remember you for the rest of my life.